Wine is to be enjoyed and we say, why not the label too! It's both fun and easy to do - try describing the person as a wine (fruity style, good body) or grape variety (known for its robust character) or where the grapes were grown (on the sun-drenched slopes of sevenoaks) or produced (hand picked and crushed under well seasoned sandals). . .

Classic Bordeaux - The Toast "This fine wine is made from hand-picked grapes grown at Scotney Castle, which was where we went after the night you proposed to me at that lovely farmhouse in Hook Green.

It is best enjoyed after cooking me a superb dinner in celebration of our 21st Wedding Anniversary . . . but not duck this time!"

Sporting Tipples - Cricket "This robust red wine was originally put down in the slips and is made from the 'Bouncer' grape variety, noted for its leather red colour, quick delivery and excellent length. Can be drunk left or right arm over.

This wine is best enjoyed with five more to come."

Champagne Style - "This fine Champagne is made from grapes hand-picked by two sets of very proud and happy parents who wish you all the very best for the future.

It is best enjoyed on your honeymoon when thinking of the wonderful times you are going to have together."

Classic Bordeaux - Drunk Again "This wine is to remind you of your last night of freedom and misbehaviour at your stag night on June 21st at the Kings Head. . .Oh what a night!

It is best enjoyed when recovering from your hangover and trying to remember what you said to the barmaid."