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"I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food."
W. C. Fields
"During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days."
Cuthbert J. Twillie (W.C. Fields) in My Little Chickadee, 1940
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
fools".
and
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
and
"I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."
and
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
and
"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
W.C. Fields
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar Wilde
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."
Tom Waits
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
Humphrey Bogart
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman
"Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it."
Anonymous
"There are more old wine drinkers than old doctors."
Anonymous - German Proverb
"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol."
Anonymous
